no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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