Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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