i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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