Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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