i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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