Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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