I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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