Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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