I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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