he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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