gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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