I puked a lego.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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