I am in a vortex of obligation.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
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maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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