remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
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I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
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He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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