She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
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he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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