The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
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