So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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