i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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