just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
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Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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