Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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