So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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