I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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