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(972): View more from Texas

So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.

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(940): View more from Texas

I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it

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(819): View more from Quebec

I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.

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(770): View more from Georgia

DR UNK TOWN USA

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TEAM USA GO AMERICA

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(309): View more from Illinois

And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about

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(716): View more from New York

I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!

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(770): View more from Georgia

couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'

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