Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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