I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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