i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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