This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
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She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
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She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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