I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You made out with two different species that night
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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