She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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