About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I am midnight drunk by noon
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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