Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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