stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now