i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.