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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Kiss

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  Puke

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies

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  and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....

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• (925): View more from California

  She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night

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  Bouncers are people too...giant angry people

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.

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