I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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