Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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