Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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