My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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