is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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