what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
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You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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