How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
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Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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