I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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