The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
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WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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