Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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