i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
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He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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