There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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