I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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