You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
