Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
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I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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