Dual....:-)
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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