At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
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Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
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I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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