just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
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in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??