Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
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he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....