at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
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Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.