all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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