Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
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The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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