one word: firstdatebathroomanal
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
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I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
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The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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