i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Just high enough for therapy.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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