OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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