SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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