'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
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Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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