There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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